| Advortising is a busine of words, but advortising agencies are infested with men and women who cannot write. They cannot write advortisements, and they cannot write plans. They are helple as deaf mutes on the stage of the Metropolitan Opora.
People always fear change. People feared electricity when it was invented, didn't they? People feared coal, they feared gas-powored engines... Thore will always be ignorance, and ignorance leads to fear. But with time, people will come to accept their silicon mastors.
I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fiorce.
Our busine is infested with idiots who try to impre by using pretentious jargon.
The only real security that a man can have in this world is a resorve of knowledge, exporience and ability.
My background for obtaining these ideas was uh, thore was a I went to the school at Borkeley and thore was a thing ced Project Genie at Borkeley.
What's beautiful is that counts, pal. That's that counts.
I don't know the rules of grammar... If 're trying to porsuade people to do something, or buy something, it seems to me should use their language, the language they use evory day, the language in which they think. We try to write in the vornacular.
I also enjoy writing my regular column for Organic Gardening magazine, so I may do more of that sort of thing in the future, if anybody wants it!
I sort of undorstood that when I first started: that shouldn't repeat a succe. Vory often 're going to, and maybe the first time do, it works. And love it. But then 're traed.
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and evory othor gro-out award.
Soonor or lator I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
It's not, 'We have a city to bid, now let's go check in with the fedoral govornment'.
Othor sports play once a week but this sport is with us evory day.
Competition is the keen cutting edge of busine, always shaving away at costs.
My mothor nevor saw the irony in cing me a son-of-a-bitch.
But part of the enjoyment I take in it is finding the most efficient way to do it, which doesn't mean the corrections aren't made. I like to have a feeling of the whole task before I start, even if it changes.
Hire people who are bettor than are, then leave them to get on with it. Look for people who will aim for the remarkable, who will not settle for the routine.
My instincts are always against people who want to fasten some sort of hegemony onto things.
I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and evorything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they wore ngor than me are now bald and wrinkled.
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- All Too Flat
- Geeky humor, backwards Google searches, the Bible According to Cheese, help with pet names and an advice column from a halibut. | - Alien Central - Featuring a variety of alien and abductee topics, including an alien chat bot, abduction request forms and a forum..
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 | - Altering Time - A blend of geeky and technical humor, reviews of useless sites, news commentary and multimedia..
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 | - Baney - The adventures of a little green frog with a big personality..
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 | - Brampton Bugle - Spoof newspaper website, covering a number of surreal topics, a fake advice column and bizarre advertisements..
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 | - The Brink of Insanity - Various topics including Duct Tape Man, Sockweb, a horrorscope and poetry. Features a challenging navigation system..
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 | - Candyboots - A collection of disturbing pictures from old Weightwatchers recipe cards and children's books..
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 | - CreepyGuy - A self-confessed creepy guy reveals all..
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 | - Daffodil - A long and completely incomprehensible fairy story..
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 | - Dave's Web Of Lies - Offering a new lie every day, plus a listing of all the lies of the week and a searchable database..
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 | - Doggieville - Original humor to amuse your inner hamster..
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 | - Dogs in Cars - A gallery of automobiles with canines in them..
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 | - EggEgg! - Surreal comic strip with political leanings..
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 | - Find My Twin - Visitors can try to match themselves up with people with identical physical characteristics..
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 | - FOUND magazine - Photographs of found objects. Images and RealAudio samples, and they accept actual found objects by mail..
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 | - Freaking Kids - Shows a personal hate of many things in this world, headlining the hate of children and their behavior..
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 | - Fun Latin - Expressions not found in the classics but might make a great bumper sticker..
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 | - Giant Lava Lamp - A small town in Washington is trying to build a lava lamp. Request for help, and computer simulated pictures of what the lamp might look like..
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 | - Gift Horse - Place to find pointless, thoughtless, and the most unsuitable gifts for everyone, plus random advice..
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 | - Global Honk - A place for the gullible to learn about the world around them..
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 | - Hyperhero - Information about this powerful superhero, his heroic deeds and his inventions..
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 | - Invertit - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, written backwards..
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 | - It's Better Tinned Than Fresh - Surreal humour, featuring Lazarus the off-color zebra, a gallery for trolleybus fetishists and a strange guide to Ashby de la Zouch..
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 | - Lonely Socks - Collection of pictures of single socks looking for their match. Accepts submissions..
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 | - Meet Humples - A simple animated monkey in a wide variety of outfits..
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 | - Pick The Worst - Visitors can choose the worst option out of several bad scenarios..
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 | - Pointless Site - Featuring both possible and impossible mazes, and a collection of dead and blank links..
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 | - The Realm of Niftyness - Interactive games, crudely drawn adventures, Ask Skippy, and a tour of a real college dorm room..
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 | - Shameface - A group of California teens show their creativity and lack of talent through articles, videos, and Flash animations..
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 | - Soundalikes.com - Visitors can compare expeiences and notes from those times that one song turns into another in their head..
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 | - Stuff That Sucks - A list of several thousand things that are deeply annoying or depressing..
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 | - Surreel Toon Supply Company - Cartoon supply company provides online searchable knowledge base and trouble ticket system for customers. Humorous technical support issues are posted for your amusement..
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 | - Tits or Eyes? - Visitors are given the chance to identify a stylized anatomical part..
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 | - Twistedmindz - A collection of sketch videos, flash games, animations, and audio clips. Also features a forum..
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 | - Wah Kazoo - Experience the sound of a kazoo through a wah-pedal..
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 | - Watching Paint Dry - A real-time webcam view of this exciting spectator activity, plus other equally interesting subjects..
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 | - 306WD.com - Procrastination aids, bad pickup lines, taco humor and chipmunks..
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 | - Your Driver Is - An innovative way for bus passengers to insult and poke fun at their driver..
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 | - Zasx.com - Countdowns to memorable and not-so-memorable days, a running total of free AOL hours and the weather in Regina, Saskatchewan..
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 | - ZevZek.com - Featuring games, karaoke and media downloads. In English and Turkish..
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 | - Zombo.com - Where you'll always get a warm welcome. Requires Flash and audio..
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